"Free Group Hugs" to Victims
of GetActive-Convio Merger
In a 100% altruistic effort to console and comfort victims of the GetActive-Convio merger, Grassroots Enterprise extended an offer of "free group hugs" to clients of the new GetActive-Convio pair. The hugs can be redeemed any time over the next 6 months whenever clients feel frustrated, ignored, confused, or simply not...loved.
"We realize that the next several months will be trying times for GetActive and Convio clients, and we want to help," said Arvind Rajan, President and CEO of Grassroots Enterprise. "And while we can, of course, offer better service, better technology, better strategy and better responsiveness, sometimes what really helps most...is a nice, warm, hug."
Unlike the hugs offered by some competitors, the Grassroots Enterprise hugs will be fully customizable, as opposed to off-the-shelf, cookie-cutter, "one size fits all" hugs. Offerings will include:
The "I feel your pain" hug
- The classic "group hug"
- The "I feel your pain" hug: A warm, empathetic embrace
- The macho, "I’m feeling your pain but also causing pain" guy hug: A slightly less warm hug, accompanied by a back slap for those with hug issues
- The "air hug:" The outline of a hug, but with no actual body contact, for those with even bigger hug issues
For more information on how you can get your hug, please email at ImAGetActiveClientAndINeedAHug@grassroots.com or ImAConvioClientAndINeedAHug@grassroots.com.
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